don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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