great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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