im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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