??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
handjob tips. give me some.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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