Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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