whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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