spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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