He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
it was like his penis was on wheels.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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