then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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