The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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