So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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