Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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