My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I am naked and annoyed.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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