How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize