who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she pinky promised me she was 18
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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