their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Randomize
