belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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