The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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