yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize