if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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