I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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