do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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