White coat. Heels.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Randomize
