You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
