I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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