Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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