sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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