either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
So many bounce houses so little time
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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