the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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