i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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