we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
A+ Viking dick
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