Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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