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(586): View more from Michigan

Porn is love you can see.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

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(973): View more from New Jersey

He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...

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(903): View more from Texas

best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.

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(707): View more from California

Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Don’t judge me

(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis

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