Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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