What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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