Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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