Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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