gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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