I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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