She said her name was "party"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
