She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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