Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
He felt like a one man threesome
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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