i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Randomize
