Whoa Z and x make the same sound
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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