we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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