No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Randomize
