Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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