I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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