Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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