and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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