guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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