btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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