Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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