I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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