Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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