Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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