Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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