epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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